Lindsay Hoyle

MP and Speaker of The House of Commons.

Probably. Might not be. Could be a parody.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@1275_gt @RachelA1892 @CommonsSpeaker Don't bring me into this.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@indieandluna @Haggis_UK @clan_macdonald @LindsayHoyle_MP What you asking me for?

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@Timworrall @BethRigby How the fuck would I know mate?

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@Mattladd1 @AndyPeacock999 Bollocks.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@Veritas_Veritas @mrjamesob @RhonddaBryant I did no such thing.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@sksanglia @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @pritipatel @NadineDorries @Mike_Fabricant Kangaroo court my arse.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@ScottBoot15 @RachelA1892 @CommonsSpeaker Don't hold your breath pal.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@csljohnkirby @juleslh87 @angelaeagle @HouseofCommons I think you're mixing me up with someone who has the power to do something about all this.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@juleslh87 @csljohnkirby @angelaeagle @HouseofCommons Bollocks.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@LadyM40380221 I've no trust in bed-wetting, Boris-simpering fuckwits but there you go. Each to their own my dear.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@LadyM40380221 @HarrietHarman @LindsayHoyle_MP @theresa_may @bernardjenkin I'm doing nothing about it as you, and all other Tory-supporting, Boris-loving fuckwits need to get your heads testing as you're all fucking deranged.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@RomanyTory Many thanks for this my dear. Unfortunately, I will not be pursuing this issue as you are clearly a Boris-supporting, mentally deranged fuckwit.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

@LadyM40380221 @theresa_may @LindsayHoyle_MP @HarrietHarman I'm not investigating anything my dear. The Tory wankers get what they deserve.

[Lindsay Hoyle @CommonSpeaker__]

Dear @LadyRebecca_1.

Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. Unfortunately, I am going to have to disregard your tweet as you are clearly a Boris-simpering fuckwit of the highest order with an IQ lower than a limbo-dancing snakes belly.

Have a good evening my dear.

[Lady Rebecca 💃🏻 🇬🇧 #RestoreBritain 🇬🇧 @LadyRebecca_1]

I ask @CommonsSpeaker that in light of recent news Bernard Jenkin may have withheld information attending a party for his wife during lockdown. If true it would've been unfair for him to be on the committee

Can you please stop the vote on Monday to look into this situation?

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