Andrew C Woods

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

Lori to me: shut up

Summer repeating lori: shut up

Me (sanctimoniously): you need to stop saying bad things. Your daughter is learning bad words.

Lori: you need to stop doing stupid things so I don’t have to use bad words.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@LaneMunson2 @RogerGranquist @JCRyle Fantastic response!

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@wagraham

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@ThomRainer Time change Sunday in April when we lose an hour.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

I am that friend

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

Truth.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@LloydLegalist #lacheeserie

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@MixtapeTheology I’m ugly but you are uglier

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@BradyJBush @YourCalvinist

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@MixtapeTheology I was at creation. The single was everywhere when they released it. You couldn’t walk by a tent site without hearing it.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@nut_history Starks nba finals. Stop shooting!!!

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@BenjaminVrbicek That’s along time to have to wait to straighten me out.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@BenjaminVrbicek what are you guys paying over there? Sorry I’m bringing down the average so much.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@ChrisCillizza The article was great!

[Benjamin Vrbicek @BenjaminVrbicek]

Hey, our church is hiring another pastor. Looking for an associate who has a lot of leadership experience. If you know someone, let me know.

https://t.co/7qsqlVOSNC

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@johnbiegel84 How can you not be romantic about preaching

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@johnbiegel84 My father, who is 75, has five oceans. There was an Arctic Ocean that disappeared for my childhood and reappeared with a new name for my children’s childhood.

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@johnbiegel84 I love that drawing.

[Kj in MN @buffalo_alice]

If only all gender reveals ended like this…

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Halfway through this book and can’t put it down

[Andrew C Woods @CommunityEFC]

@Natdavewilliams Total silence for me