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I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit, You're going first.

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Bitch Please. https://t.co/bxNy05ok

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A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!

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"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

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Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b

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When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.

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@Laughbook Help us get followers! Give us a retweet? :)

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I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

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If my friend asked me to keep a secret & said, "Don't tell a soul," can I still tell my ginger friend?

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Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.

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Screams YOLO. Heart attack.

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@Laughbook Help me out! Give us a shout? ;)

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Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present & make it beautiful.