Dying to a 1 HP boss in Elden Ring:
“Ach! I hath been bested; next time will surely be different! My resolve grows ever stronger!”
Losing 1 interaction in a fighting game:
“Wow you really are never more than one guess away from a pedophile at all times. I am going to cry.”
This is beautiful. This is what capital G Gamers deserve, perfectly smooth and thoughtless UE5 slop with ur favourite character printed on the box. Games playable by slime mold. Use your amoeba sense to find the oats at the end of the maze you fucking dog
Looking back, this was what I was attempting to do with drugs. I was not "chasing" anything. I was trying to stop the chase and stop desire, just so I could just be ok in my body while doing nothing. Like, I would get high and then just sit there.
There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
Me in 2045 watching a period piece set in 2016 and someone says “straight Kirk” in reference to a blowjob (it’s ahistorical dialogue for the time period”
people who don't read babs still insist that oracle was a downgrade and a glorified secretary when she had better writing, more agency, more impact in the dc universe and worked with her own team and multiple others outside of batman/gotham as oracle
@oraclefolder Not surprised to see she had more appearances then too. Oracle was a far more unique role compared to her old gig. It was clearly a really good fit for her!