Megan McConachie, MSML

I go places, eat things, snuggle with cats, read, repeat. Cute animals, CoMo stuff, raging feminism and random reminders that there's still good in this world.

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

Truly one of the only reasons I still occasionally hop on Twitter is to watch @JasonIsbell absolutely eviscerate someone. The past two days have not disappointed.

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

It me. I mean, I am 40 now, but it’s still me.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

You have never seen anyone go harder on gift giving that unmarried professional women in their 30s.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

[Dave Matter @Dave_Matter]

Here are the known game times for Mizzou games this fall:

8-31 (Thurs) vs South Dakota, 7 pm, SECN
9-9 vs. Middle Tennessee, 6 pm, SECN+/ESPN+
9-16 vs. Kansas State, 11 am, SECN
11-24 (Fri) at Arkansas, 3 pm, CBS

[Commercial Appeal @memphisnews]

Nick Saban shrinks into shadows on SEC schedule, as new voice of reason emerges, via @btoppmeyer  https://t.co/7MYB6diON7

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

Pretty much everyone dies. Except for some people. They have dreams and then fight.

[ʚ livi ɞ 🇵🇸 @heartbookmark]

without saying the title poorly explain ur favorite book

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

😭😭😭 https://t.co/GyniLrNLLM

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we went to a new park today. and right at the entrance. was a big bucket of tennis balls with a little sign. that the human said was there in memory of a very good dog. who really liked tennis balls. and that i could play with one. to help that very good dog be remembered

[Skoog @Skoog]

i feel like gatorade has coca-cola vibes despite being a pepsi product and powerade has pepsi vibes despite being a coca-cola one. i am very fun to have a conversation with.

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

My jaw dropped multiple times. https://t.co/UFcm9LVc1a

[Ben Davis @bendavis_86]

Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

[darth™ @darth]

"9-1-1 hello i am being targeted by this tweet from an allium account hello"

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

🚨SCHEDULE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

We will open the season on Thursday, August 31st at Faurot Field!

And watch us defend our Battle Line Trophy on Friday, November 24th!

🔗: https://t.co/dqOF18OqDz

#MIZ🐯��

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Since Amanda Gorman's poem 'The Hill We Climb' is now being deemed too 'controversial' for Florida elementary schools, why don't we all take 5 min and actually listen to her words, delivered from the Capitol at Pres. Joe Biden's 2021 inauguration

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

Ooof. This one hurts. Simply the Best.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

“Tina Turner, the ‘Queen of Rock’n Roll’ has died peacefully today at the age of 83 after a long illness in her home in Küsnacht,” her family said in a statement.

“With her, the world loses a music legend and a role model.”

More: https://t.co/Cwl2JADqvm

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

"Elliot Stabler, please stop sniffing you sister's butt."

"Olivia Benson, if you jump on that tv it will crush you AND make a scary loud noise."

https://t.co/F2CKpvTvjZ

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

Yes, hi, hello. Come work with me! https://t.co/Weeaq08e6W

[Visit Columbia MO @VisitColumbiaMO]

The CVB is hiring! Join an organization with a great team that works together to promote Columbia as a destination!
- Industry Relations Specialist - https://t.co/a5QJi4k1QB
- Sports Sales Specialist - https://t.co/3RTww24GiF
- Senior ASA - https://t.co/csXGMkC86K

[Visit Columbia MO @VisitColumbiaMO]

Travel: an economic driver, job creator, community builder. Last year, travel spending injected TRILLIONS of dollars into the economy, including over $499 million here in Boone County. Tourism doesn’t just support the economy, it moves the economy forward. #nttw23 #TravelForward

[Megan McConachie, MSML @CoMoMegs]

Loving this fun fact! https://t.co/TJo2KoLHPt

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Trivia on 'trivia'

In ancient Rome, a trivium was an intersection of three roads (tri, "three" + vium, road).

According to the Romans, when people met at a trivium, they would discuss trivialis ("inconsequential things") - which eventually helped give trivia its modern meaning.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Feel Bad After Easily Solving Series Of Riddles Serial Killer Obviously Put A Lot Of Work Into https://t.co/q2dkSyT0Jv

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

So, you have a problem with kids being told things like "treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO?" You think these quotes from people like MLK and Abe Lincoln are bad? Please explain.