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Thank you for checking us out! Here at Company Inc. +, we go for excellence and professionalism. Whether it’s from our ownership of other companies like Premium Healthcare, Alpha Realty, and Meridea Law Firms, or our growing number of employees, this company is always growing!

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@metallica5yan Hello user, we do not condone this rhetoric! Get off the “yart”, “bro”

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Thank you to all employees who showed up for the biweekly semi-annual non sequitur company conference! All attendees will receive a complementary tote bag as a treat! #TOTEallyawesome

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Some people have been calling our tweets “corporateslop”. To those people, we at Company Incorporated + say “FALSE”

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@lavaogre 🤫💵

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Jeremy has been discharged!! 🥳🎉

And to celebrate, we’re throwing in a promotion for our Premium Healthcare premiums! Use code JRMY to earn 50% off your next pay cycle!

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@lavaogre That’s right! Jeremy’s stint in the hospital reminded us how expensive the healthcare industry can be, and how important it is for our clients and employees to have access to the best care they can get without having to worry about cost first.

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@CircusBiteralt I think you made a typo there! We, yes WE are ALL pulling through for Jeremy’s recovery.

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Hello dear followers, we have an update on Jeremy. He has written the following statement:

“Hello all, this is Jeremy. I am recovering well and should be discharged from the hospital in about a week! Corporate and I have agreed on a substantial settlement, and I will not (1/2)

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@lavaogre You’re welcome!

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pursue litigation at this time. Thank you all for your concern and I’ll see you soon!” (2/2)

#GetWellJeremy

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@IncAdvantagesX Hello, user, please refer to our 6-tweet-long statement to catch up.

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Jeremy is in stable condition now, but he will still need to stay at the hospital to ensure his vitals are as good as they can be. Let’s help him out by posting with #GetWellJeremy!

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provide him the best lawyers we have through Meridea Law Firm. We will be keeping our tweets up as a record of what happened, and a reminder of what not to be. We apologize for any distress this event has caused, and we hope you join us in saying #GetWellJeremy! (6/6)

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Good afternoon (EST), we at Company Incorporated + would like to issue a formal statement and apology on the events that have transpired today. Firstly, we are deeply sorry for running the #DunkJeremy campaign in a reckless way. We had originally planned to dunk Geoffrey (1/6)

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As for Jeremy, he spoke his first words since the incident 5 minutes ago. We have offered him a substantial settlement and raise, and are hoping to work with him to find a good solution that he deems fair without suing. If, however, he decides to sue, we will (5/6)

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@lavaogre Hello, this is Gladys Pincer from legal. Thank you for your interest in Jeremy’s well being. We are prepared to offer him a $4 million settlement and an additional 25% raise. We have also fired the interim social media assistant and will be making a statement soon.

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@lavaogre If Jeremy sues us, we hope it’s through Meridea Law Firm, our acquisition that will help you with all of your legal needs! #ad