I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.
🚨DEAR GOD!!!!!
A deranged Black woman has ATTACKED the vehicle of a White woman in Charlotte NC in what appears to be a fit of extreme road rage.
The victim says she was, "just visiting" Charlotte NC when a Black women rear ended her and then DROVE IN FRONT OF HER, BLOCKED HER IN, and got out and started KICKING AND HITTING her vehicle.
The suspect also tried to YANK THE CAR DOOR HANDLE open, but thankfully the car door was locked.
The suspect then took off, leaving the car covered in dents and the couple terrified.
The victim, Elizabeth Rodriguez, said she gave up concert tickets for the next night in Charlotte because she was too afraid to come back after being attacked.
WE DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!
Raise your hand ✋️ if you want @realDonaldTrump to replace Karoline Leavitt with Stephen Miller
We want the daily beatdowns of the media to go on as scheduled...... let Trump hear you...
Another devil has been deleted.
Muhannad Saada, a key conspirator in the October 7 attack and the head of a Hamas cell who was hiding among civilians while planning another surprise attack, has been eliminated by the IDF near Beit Lahiya in northern Gaza.
🚨Speaker Johnson FUMES after Democrats sue USDA for tracking illegal aliens on welfare.
“They SUED the USDA for simply asking them how many illegal aliens are on the program in California, New York and these other states!”
STOP THE DEMOCRAT SABOTAGE NOW!
Do you support Speaker Johnson exposing Democrats blocking welfare accountability for illegal aliens? YES or NO?