𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona)

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

well, well, well…

long time, no see.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

you already know. 🫡

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

as if there was any doubt. 🫡

#𝗪𝗖𝗪 ht

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

I’M A HOT MESS WOAHHHHHHH! 🎶

[𝑼.𝑺. 𝑶𝑭 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑵 .ᐟ @KXYBYEE]

˚ .˚⋆ ❤︎ ⋆｡˚ .

𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑺𝑬𝑨 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑵.
———————

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚.

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

hump day. 💨

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

gaaaaaatorade. 💦

[𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝘼𝙉 ✦ / not @NicTNemeth @ShowOffReturns]

NIC NEMETH

﹝ Parody. Straight. Wanted.﹞

“𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰… 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.”

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

aaaand,

we’re back. 🥃

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

the age-old question. 😅

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

( apologies for my little disappearance. )

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

aaaand,

we’re back. 🥃

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

[Literate and Descriptive portrayal. Experienced writer. World traveler. Belt collector. Podcast host. Wrestling figure collector. Could ship with chemistry. Open to companies.]

[𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱. (Not @TheMattCardona) @CompleteCardona]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚.