Anybody else just stand around the office sometimes? So they can just be like "yo, I'm standing around the office" on twitter? Cause like, same!
#thetruththewholetruthnothingbutthetruth
Happy new years! I lost to myself in the suing of the company, which means i now owe myself up to 60 thousand whole dollars! What a way to begin a new year! Losing and the same 60 thousand in the same day! In a suing that took place in two different decades! #blessed
Update on the whole accidentally sueing myself thing: turns out it really doesn't matter if i win or lose, right?? So I'll just lose to myself...which means i beat myself, which means i lose money to myself which means
Our top notch, high quality, state of the art, ground breaking website has some new amazing top notch, high quality, state of the art, ground breaking items! Website going up soon ;)
@DonaldTrump can you help us (the people of this company) get the patent to jar jar binks, thus allowing him to be our mascot? Or maybe... we could strike a deal with @Disney
Our official website is being worked on, but boy let me tell you, it is something, like holy cow is it good!when you see you it, you'll be like "holy c*w is this a good website!" Yeah, it's that good