Tess

I LOVE sassy people. Getting by on sarcasm and wit. ✌️

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars

[TIME @TIME]

Surveys around the world have shown domestic abuse spiking since January of 2020—jumping markedly year over year compared to the same period in 2019 https://t.co/khGOV8Z2s5

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@sabaatahir *nods* that does seem to be the most effective way to contain the crazy. My kitten was much the same. 😅 They're not fond of it, but it's better than having them tear the stitches.

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@AOC Thank goodness❤

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@sabaatahir I find the increasingly obscure book research topics that you end up lost in as a writer to be both hilarious and fascinating.

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@FluenzLab is there any possibility or consideration for a korean course in the future? I have the Spain Spanish and German courses and I absolutely love the way these courses are designed. I'm trying to find a good course for Korean but nothing compares to the Fluenz.

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@playnewworld This game looks lit. 🔥 #PlayNewWorld

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@DuckyChannel Thank you for the response!

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@DuckyChannel is there any way to get backlit korean keycaps for my ducky one 2 mini? Been looking everywhere. I've seen some floating around online but no luck and it's driving me crazy.

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@XboxSupport I got kicked out and haven't been able to rejoin for the last 40 minutes...it was totally fine before that.

[Tess @ComplexClones]

@LauraBaileyVO @LauraBaileyVO Just got mine today and holy wow Jester outdid herself. 💚😁The art is awesome, all the little details...it makes me ridiculously happy. And it's comfy as hell. The world you guys create here is absolutely incredible and it's so much fun to follow along each week.

[Shannon Beveridge @nowthisisliving]

someone will always be cooler than you or prettier than you or smarter than you or more successful than you and the only thing you can fully control is how you treat other people. you can always be the kindest person in the room or you can at least try.

[Rose Ellen Dix 🌹 @RoseEllenDix]

I am a perpetual state of nervousness lol

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It makes total sense. There's glamour in chasing an elusive lucky break, but teamwork and persistence can still win the day. Everyone's vulnerable to blows of fate and obstructive people, and success means rising above them. Quidditch is the human condition. You're welcome.

[Chloe Dykstra @skydart]

As I unwrapped my new toaster (an updated model of the toaster I’ve had for nearly a decade) I was overwhelmed by sadness for a moment and I couldn’t figure out why. Then, as I pictured my rusty old toaster sitting on the curb, it dawned on me.

Fuckin’ Brave Little Toaster.

[Chloe Dykstra @skydart]

Lucky to have amazing women in my life who will fly to Arizona, get in 50-year-old choppers, and do awesome shit with me. Love my girl, @AliciaMarieBODY.
📸: Clayton Haugen

#RainbowSixSiege #Ash #Dokkaebi

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
to the heaviness on your heart
that will not budge
and does not move:
‘Sup, heaviness
We still got shit to do,
So I guess you’re coming with us
But we’re driving
And WE get to DJ
Now move over and make room

[Dominique P-C @DominiqueP_C]

I’m so grateful to have had the opportunity to travel.
Seeing culture and life helps me understand my own.
Our world is big - open your eyes wide to take it all in. 🌎
#Travel… https://t.co/0JOGtkEt4z