Compound Paparazzi

Following the glamorous life of all the hosts and hostesses, stars and starlets, contributors and contemporaries of compound media.

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Our source @aaronbergcomedy has confirmed a story up earlier today that @RRSpike is indeed a racist. He used a term “spikest” which is commonly used in the keester penetrating community. Thank you for the follow up reporting Aaron!! As always you will know more when we know more

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Canada’s economy received a huge boost over the weekend with the opening of the @2DMpod online merchant store. @JustinTrudeau says “this proves that even with 70% income tax you can survive”. Congrats @BigP4H @MikeWardca and @ThePoseidon69. Enjoy your “free healthcare”.

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@RRSpike I just report the facts as they are reported to me by random people online with no vetting process because I have the first amendment and no moral value whatsoever #america @CNN @FoxNews @MSNBC

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

*Breaking*
@RRSpike might be a racist. More to come. #confirmedSexualPreditor #WeStandWithKateWillet #notReally #sheSucks

[Railroad Spike @RRSpike]

My favorite kind of dog is a POINTER

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Initial reports are confirmed. She has been immediately rushed to @flyover_phil so he can “give her face a correction”. This is because she is immensely unattractive. When we know more you will know more.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Swedish student who refused to sit down on flight in effort to stop man’s deportation to Afghanistan is indicted https://t.co/mnoIdF5o4A

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

*Leaked*
@GenoBiscontePA has a new clothing line coming out soon. The theme is reportedly an art imitating life idea. Either that or he just lost another bet which is completely within the realm of possibilities. You will know more when we know more. #TrueNews

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@TheKyleDome @CompoundAmerica @TommyJPope @Shanemgillis

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@blanco072380 @BrianPMcCarthy @KFreehams @kevinbrennan666 Yes

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@BrianPMcCarthy came to our office today for a photo shoot that will put to rest the debate over his girth. An impressive twelve spongy inches. This comes after a year of ridicule over his manhood. Congrats on your bravery Brian! Eat your heart out @KFreehams
@kevinbrennan666

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Also it must be noted that his user shirt cost $80 and his robe is worth $1,200 and is made of aborted alpaca wool. Also he wouldn’t leave until I post that he will be hosting a show with Robert Klein for some blind stuff.

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@BrianPMcCarthy came to our office today for a photo shoot that will put to rest the debate over his girth. An impressive twelve spongy inches. This comes after a year of ridicule over his manhood. Congrats on your bravery Brian! Eat your heart out @KFreehams
@kevinbrennan666

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Revealing photos of Talk show host @GenoBiscontePA were leaked earlier today. Apparently he has located the mother of his beloved pet cat six. When reached for comment in regards to the photos he said “I am a real mother fucker”. The ASPCA is reviewing the photographs.

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Comedian @aaronbergcomedy was spotted with his new therapist at their weekly session. He was noticeably upset because he apparently had a break through, or a tear it is unclear. What was clear was @GenoBiscontePA laughing hysterically at a word that starts with “con”.More to come

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Sources say that @MikeWardca has just signed an agreement to join the illustrious writing team for @InHotWatershow. When reached for comment he said “ I thought this was a human rights Tribunal”. More information to come as we receive it.
@aaronbergcomedy @GenoBiscontePA @BigP4H

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

There has been a break in the missing persons case of @SammyJudge. She has finally broken her silence, or her captors have stolen her phone. Or is it that she dislikes @JustinSmithOKC also. Either way we are expecting @BillSchulz to have her book ASAP! @JoNosuchinsky

[deandre harambe jenkins @DeandreHarambe]

@BillSchulz dog @SammyJudge still alive dude!

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@BigP4H @1MansStruggle @IsisPhaggot @ThePoseidon69 @MikeWardca https://t.co/WzfNg2nSUj

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

@BigP4H to have a recurring role on the new revival of the show Greek coming later this year. His character is to focus solely of the nuances of handling relationships with mentally retarded friends who work for rental car companies.
@ThePoseidon69 @MikeWardca #WaterHeads

[Pantelis @BigP4H]

@CompoundPapara1 @ThePoseidon69 @MikeWardca I spit out my coffee 😂 I missed @CompoundPapara1 so much!

[Compound Paparazzi @CompoundPapara1]

Is @kevinbrennan666 too scared to address the mounting criticism of his guest on @BurningBrennan? Will he allow @chilitime say that he is funnier Kevin? Time will tell. Stay tuned for more.