trash rat

(He/him) I put the pronouns here so you can make the joke

[trash rat @ComradeTrashRat]

@drmistercody For male: pretty woman, never born.

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Frank Moon @TruedawnFm]

One thing I do think Marx genuinely underestimated was just how fake the economy could get without fully collapsing

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

trillionaire mindset

[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

This is pathetic.

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products

[george @idobadtakes]

No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The United States of Israel.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Look at his legs lmaoooooo

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“The guy who has all the money isn’t taking anyone’s money. The people with no money are.”

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Did Donald Trump release the Epstein files today? @trumpsteinlist]

Rejected from pedophile island at 40

[trash rat @ComradeTrashRat]

@SolSolbaby @HeadPurser @KatieMiller Did you enjoy your turn trying this joke out?

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This was a racist pogrom done by nazis

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

“It” is the age of consent

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

The Slinky is older then your fake country