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it's a chip and dip, we got two

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The Connor Archibald Experience™ captivates all within earshot

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@Steveonbaseball Maybe the fifteenth time I’ve seen the word “brutal” to describe an Os loss this season. At this point, that’s just how the team plays

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@jcalvinmeyer My mom hates this trade, for what it’s worth

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@Orioles Hey man, nice shot

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@masnOrioles Hey everyone four years ago we’re trading him to the Red Sox today!

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THE BEAR starring Jeremy Michael William Stephen Allen White

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@jcalvinmeyer A mid-June loss to the Angels is about as close to the playoffs as this bum is liable to get

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Women’s bathroom products: This is soap. It smells nice!

Men’s bathroom products: This is your 5-in-1 soap/shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste/aftershave and we’re calling it “Bleeding to Death on the Sawmill Floor” have fun buying more in two days asshole

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jeremiah Jackson last 9 games:

.406 BA
5 HR
13 RBI

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@MLB @Orioles

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

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@Orioles Thank you for listening

[Sun Belt @SunBelt]

𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗟 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧.

@JMUBaseball knocks off No. 13 Virginia, 8-7 in extra innings, for the first time since 2007. ☀️⚾️

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@editti22 Did they listen to me?

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@CespedesBBQ Warm Father

[joe 🇱🇧 🔜 #tiff26 @hackermanjoe]

dude

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@nkulw Tweets from Mary Jane Watson

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Senate races in the US

Bob Adams, 42, carpenter (funded by a $20 bill someone found in their jacket pocket)

vs

Cruella DuPont-Chevalier, 90, mystical arts (funded by an Austin Powers villain and the state of Israel)

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

AI companies are jumping into the Nebraska senate race to defend the billionaire Pete Ricketts against independent mechanic Dan Osborn

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@PigTownSports Coby Mayo is not a major league player. Merchant of AAA. That hibachi-chef-trying-to-slice-shrimp-in-the-air swing isn’t gonna suddenly play

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@masnRoch Other teams* and yes! If anyone still thinks there’s future value in the guy who looks like he’s trying to chop the ball in half with a filet knife every time he swings