Conan O'Brien

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They're fools if they don't cast Aubrey Plaza as Teen Dumbledore. #ConanCon #Pollock https://t.co/96aBLUwEDj

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Tonight, I ask the cast of #LEGONINJAGOMovie where the hell "The LEGO Conan Movie" is. #ConanCon

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A female Doctor Who? What's next? (And DON'T say "a male Conan")

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Careful out there: If a cosplay Marvel character has sex with a cosplay DC character, the universe explodes. #SDCC

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Last year I unveiled my superhero suit, but a superhero needs his ride… https://t.co/nfF3iiO2P3 #ConanCon

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We have the entire cast of #Kingsman: The Golden Circle on tonight's show, including Storm, Mr. Darcy, The Dude and Magic Mike. #ConanCon

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.@AndyRichter kicked me out of his truck, so I was forced to find alternate transportation to #ConanCon. https://t.co/pqI5SPpdRz

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I can’t believe I get to sit down with Will Smith tonight. We haven’t done that since we co-wrote “Summertime” with Jazzy Jeff. #ConanCon

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I just saw a Dumbledore, a Gandalf, and a Doctor Strange make a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos disappear! #Magic #SDCC

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#SDCC's Hall H holds 6,500 people, almost enough room for a meeting with Donald Trump Jr.

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Finally, the one week a year when I can walk around dressed like Harley Quinn and not be judged. #SDCC

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I'm headed to #SDCC to host 4 shows, and promote my new movie, "Atomic Ginger.” #ConanCon

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Has anyone ever bothered to suggest to Amazon what it might like?

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If machines become truly self-aware, that means humanity could still defeat them through “shaming.” #HeyFatBot

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The former president of Brazil was just sent to prison. He was brought down by leaked emails from his son, Former President of Brazil Jr.

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.@FullFrontalSamB is so close to raising $1 million for @PPact. Help put them over the top. https://t.co/BNW8bNWmCz

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The bad news: 22 million people will lose health coverage under the Senate’s plan. The good news: Karen Pence’s 20,000 bees are covered.

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I bet 12-year-old Bruce Wayne gave that movie theater a terrible Yelp review.

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Even though we’re in the same time zone, my wife is always one hour ahead of me.

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Trump just fulfilled a campaign promise by quietly draining a small swamp outside Tallahassee.