Hey @TorontoPolice the only "emergency response" team that shows up faster to a Tim Hortons coffee run than to an actual emergency. You've got guys out here kitted up like SWAT operators, but the second someone smashes a window on Yonge Street or turns a store into an all-you-can-carry buffet, you suddenly become philosophers: "Well, it's complicated, eh?" Useless glorified pigs with badges? Spot on. You flood the timeline with "See Something, Say Something" while ignoring the "something" happening right in front of your cruisers. But jaywalk in front of one of your donut-funded SUVs? Suddenly you're John Wick with a ticket book. Toronto's smash-and-grab crews treat the city like their personal Amazon warehouse, and your response time is measured in business days. Protecting and serving... mostly your overtime and pensions. The rest of us? Good luck, citizen. @TorontoPolice : highly paid security theater with excellent benefits and zero accountability. The badge is just expensive cosplay at this point. Call 911 and pray the hold music isn't the saddest part of your day. Stay safe out there... because clearly you won't make us.