Conde Elevator

Things heard in the Conde Nast elevators do not stay in the Conde Nast elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected]

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

This is the best article on news media and social media I've read in a long time - with some very good news for the relatively few outlets taking the much harder path of building subscription businesses instead of attention businesses. https://t.co/HBbUN7CR1l

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I know you need to hear about Anna... https://t.co/InAHNm5kXV

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Pushing Buttons, Throwing Shade: 12 Minutes on the Conde Nast Elevators https://t.co/S3Fb0KllYF

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miss me yet? okay, so who wants to hear some new stories about Conde’s elevators, including the origin story of yours truly? https://t.co/PMDZsEbBU4

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Girl or Guy #1 [in elevator alone]: This got really crazy. Love my job. Better stop. #sorry

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Linen Blazer: There's nothing going on this weekend.
Corduroy Blazer: I'm actually doing a reading on Saturday.
LB: Cool. Good for you, man.

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Summer Intern: My driver had SUCH a bad attitude. I was like, "don't complain to me, I didn't eat lunch either! You think I eat clothes?"

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[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator]
Male coworker: I'm not judging you.

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Girl: Omigod I love your dress so much I wish there was a ‘like’ button I could press.

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Vogue Asst & AW in packed elevator. VA: Blah blah Duke & Duchess of Windsor-- AW: Cambridge. Duke & Duchess of CAMBRIDGE. VA: I'm sorry.

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Girl #1: She's making me run a million errands this afternoon.
Girl #2: Oooh, will you bring me an iced coffee on your way back?

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[Elevator on the ground level.] Lady: Is this going up?

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Girl #1: Ewwww it smells like McDonald's in here.

[Kevin Charef @kevincharef]

@CondeElevator. How about: Girl #1: Hiii, how are you honey? Girl #2: fineee Girl #2 (3 secs later): This girl is such a bitch

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Girl #1: Hello lovely, good morning!
Girl #2: Good morning.
Girl #1: I love that dress.
Girl #2: Thanks! I want your shoes.

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Girl #1: There should be an elevator that only goes to Vogue. Just up to the 12th floor and back down.
Girl #2: totally.

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[Guy walks into elevator wearing "Legalize Gay" t-shirt]
Teen Voguer: That shirt is so two months ago.

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Old dudeitor: You goin' to that thing tonight?
Young dudeitor: What thing?
Old dudeitor: Ah, guess not.

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Lady: The worst part is I can't wear the Cartier one because the wrist strap gives me a rash.