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an aspiring retiree. a wry grin. a beacon of compassion, alit with the fuzzy light of dawns moon. a golden potential tainted by whimsical ambivalence.

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Lately I’ve been tortured by the fact that my favorite soccer player moved to a team partially owned by Ed Sheeran

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Am I supposed to wear my 1999 mariners Ken Griffey jr jersey or my 2000 Ken Griffey jr jersey to the Y2K party

[bull goose @Condorfus]

I swear when the paths of all my hyper-fixations converge like the mouth of a shark I’ll be unstoppable

[Gus Frerotte Fan Club (GFFC) @DocStripes]

Zac Taylor coaching Joe Burrow & Ja’Marr Chase:

[Chesapeake Baysox @BaysoxOfficial]

Some saw an oyster. Others saw something unexpected. We see an opportunity to turn viral laughs into positive impact.

In celebration of Women’s History Month, 10% of all Oyster Catchers merch sales will support @IamCervivor.

https://t.co/ApGfw9gBsn

#GoBaysox #MerchForGood

[bull goose @Condorfus]

I’m actually gonna give that new Bieber album a listen now that he’s been standing on business

[bull goose @Condorfus]

#RuleTheJungle

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Preach... https://t.co/vIIuTb3RI4

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Anyone else been watching “monk” hella?? 😂

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Jesus was a fisher mon

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Neil young didn’t make me leave Spotify but this browsing category’s title might. Its February 1st.

[bull goose @Condorfus]

@joshbeckelhimer Go to a grocery store after they close

[bull goose @Condorfus]

@michaeljohnpoet @joshbeckelhimer I’m back bc josh texted me that he tweeted about jimmy buffet so I came to respond to him

[bull goose @Condorfus]

HARD ROCK (casino) I LOW THFAVZHJF

[bull goose @Condorfus]

@_johnwest Cotton eye joe

[anton newcombe @antonnewcombe]

Charlie’s my darling ❤️ https://t.co/jtBbL9y8gu

[bull goose @Condorfus]

@mountain_goats jsyk if you didn’t already the coroner’s gambit is on a separate page from the rest of your Spotify

[bull goose @Condorfus]

@JOSH_BENNY “If it’s all beautiful you can’t believe in it”

[bull goose @Condorfus]

Cops shouldn’t be allowed in the Taco Bell drive thru