ParodyPaulMcCone

Ex- Stourshit & Halesowen Town skipper now at Stratford. Central Defender. Have a new found love of wrestling. Parody Account.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Tell you what, Freeagent FC will be a good side next season.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@YouYeltz It's stupid, how can people from in non league purport to be another group or individual?

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@lfcfan138 ☝️ tinpot twitter account☝️

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

What a day this was 💙

[Unreliable Yeltz @Unreliableyeltz]

3 years ago today, the greatest away day of all time. You can’t emphasise enough just what that trophy run meant for this club, and what days like Halifax were the catalyst for 💙

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@YouYeltz @nickgarner1983 👁 👁 ❤️ 🏝 👎

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@YouYeltz @DEVO1875 👀 ✋️

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@halesowentownfc @Ash_sammons I'm not surprised to see him go back to Halesowen. The Yeltz players tracksuits this season are 🔥 and the only one Sammo is missing from his collection. Go smash it Sammo.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Oh dear. All those smoke bombs from the Wordsley 'Youff' must have damaged the structure. 😆 🤣

[Stourbridge FC @StourbridgeFC]

Please note that the shed end will be closed for all spectators whilst we await a structural engineer's report as recent work behind that stand has flagged up one or two areas on the bank behind that require closer examination.

@NuneatonBoroFC

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

What a signing this is 👏. Shit, I've just realised I'll have to play against him in training. Might need to dig out the wrestling moves dvd again.

[Stratford Town FC @StratfordTownFC]

Stratford Town Football Club, SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I’M YOURS https://t.co/yxXRMqQgP0 @stisa @herald_sport @strat_observer @BBCCWRSport @WelcombeRadio @NLeagueToday @NonLeaguePaper @SouthernLeague1 @live_coventry

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Why are @halesowentownfc announcing their new kit at their arch rivals Stourbridge? One minute after this picture was taken I bet there was a smoke bomb thrown at them and the photo shoot was abandoned due to only a couple of K2 security guards being available.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Booked in to have a look around Shakespeares birth place yesterday in Stratford. Was really interesting and thoroughly enjoyable. I got to the very end of the tour and the tour guide wound me up though so I threw him to the floor.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Well that's this twitter page screwed up now isn't it? 😢 😭

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Enjoyed my time at the Yeltz but this season will be my last. Looking forward to going back to Stourbridge playing in front of 500 whinging fans looking out to the backdrop of green grass at deep square leg with the pavilion in the backdrop #uptheyeltz #upthecricketers #1stapril

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Brilliant to see that the @TownHalesowen boys have reached a final. Well done lads! Heads down now as you've got a final to win! Big respect for @cnicholls8 and @ConeyJosh90 - top coaches!

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

@NLBIBLE4 @Matchday_Mkt Yeltz FM. Even parody accounts listen to it!

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Looking forward to getting out on the grass tomorrow. Missed playing last week. Boys are raring to go!

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
Stourbridge don't have floodlights.
Halesowen do.

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

This kid has been absolutely immense since re-joining. Vocal, reassuring, and he doesn't half love this club. Top work as ever @DanielPlatt_1 💙 👏 🐈

[Carl A @Carlos_1982]

A save that wins football matches @halesowentownfc @NonLeagueCrowd

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

How many Yeltz fans there yesterday at Ilkeston? 600/650? Unreal support. They're not getting that many at a home game at Stour these days. (Or Bromsgrove or whoever they play now)

[ParodyPaulMcCone @ConeParody]

Early to bed. Tomorrow is a big one.