Conan Boyle

I’m Batman, officer, but you can call me Bob.

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Dude is just betting on his overs legally

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

Dog had its head out the window of the car in front of me waiting to turn left. Watched probably 15 cars pass by and barked exactly one time… when one of those cars was a mail truck. That’s just Grade A Beef.

[Rigamarole @ChiefOfHunger]

@CuriosityonX for those of you who dont halbla español, super el niño is spanish for "super the niño"

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

Had these at the Bryan Bombers minor league games in probably 2015 and I thought we were poised for interplanetary colonization.

[The Wisconsin Supremacist 🇺🇸🧀 @WISupremacist]

I heard we were getting these in bars all across American but then an Indian managed to kill himself with it.

[james hawkins @james406]

believe it or not, the world's entire population can fit inside this cube in new york city

that means we can move everyone here and use the rest of the planet to build data centers to run agentic workflows

seems like a no brainer to me

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Happy Earth Day, everyone.

[𝖔𝖗𝖇 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗 @future_widow]

everyone tells me I messed up (planted 56 cypresses)

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

Barely recognize Kevin Kisner without a 4 day sunburn

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

THE inappropriate relationship

[AgKnocks @AgKnocks]

#BreakingNews

The Islamic Republic of Iran has appointed former #Texas Head Baseball Coach Jimmamed Schlossnagle as the new Ayatollah, per @On3

WOW

[Chris Peters @chrismpeters]

When I was at ESPN, I was asked to have Jack Hughes write a letter to his future self during his draft year. This passage stands out today... https://t.co/UYVdduvOkw

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This may be the absolute epitome of Dudes Rock

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

This kid is awesome

[lady margot @lambilism]

this is frying me

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

1. If it’s something you can change or impact directly, care deeply about it and give it all your effort/time. If it’s something you can’t change, give it no energy and none of your time

2. Everyone shits themselves don’t be ashamed when it happens to you

3. MSU ML

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

Never in a million years would I have guessed which actor would factor into my wife’s decision of which James Bond movie we should watch.

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

Dude in a relatively serious documentary’s cut to clip after intro was him riding a unicycle. Also kind of poorly. Just an incredible documentary choice.

[Conan Boyle @conesB]

@Mishi_2210 51181 moving the top and bottom of the zero (leaving two 1s) to make a 1 after 8

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Scientists at DeVry University have reconstructed 3D models of how Judas might have looked.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

For no reason at all Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly shot-for-shot recreated David Bowie and Bing Crosby's "Little Drummer Boy" duet 😂 wait for the end

[JMU Sports News @JMUSportsNews]

Uhhh is this real???

Oregon might be the slowest team we’ve ever seen.