CSU Confessions

the first and ONLY confessions page of CSU. here to make you laugh

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I am the greatest being ever. But I'm keeping it on the down-low because I don't want to be showing off my incredible greatness and making others feel inferior.

- y'all really gotta submit better shit ..

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You can't spell ORGASM without GO RAMS

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"Whenever I’m walk around campus I notice people specifically women look down when walking by then look back up as soon as we pass, I’ve been told I’m intimidating because I’m a tall big dude so are they looking... https://t.co/7uh6ttzsok

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I'm a bi virgin. I can't decide whether or not to get a female blow-up sex doll or a male blow-up sex doll.

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I walk around smiling a lot. I get a lot of weird looks as of people are creeped out or suspicious of my reasons for smiling...I kinda like that.

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I’m a hardcore Ram fan, and I made a bet with my girlfriend. If CSU beats Florida my girlfriend will do anal. If they lose, she says I have to have a threesome with her and her guy friend. Let’s go Rams!

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I'm a liberal but I secretly agree with Trump sometimes.

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I masturbated on 9/11 so that the terrorists can't win

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I was just diagnosed with lymphoma today. How’s that for a confession?

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Link should be fixed. Someone test it plz

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I feel like this needs to be a public announcement because I see this on campus all the time. Your emotional support animal DOES NOT EQUAL service dog. Service dogs are specially trained (not by you, but a... https://t.co/BaJFBHLCR6

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The worst part of going to class, is walking down the plaza and seeing all the service dogs that I can’t pet 😪

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Waste Money 101: build a new -$200 M- stadium and get defeated in every match against CU.

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What I love about all the Tour de Fat is that, as a bicurious male, I can enjoy all of the hot women and men that are showing off their sexy bodies. For the Tour de Fat, it's especially the men I enjoy because... https://t.co/t66qOYL5hF

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I think women should always be mean to weird, unattractive men, that way we can stop them from trying to leave their house and participate in society.

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I wish I were a ram, at least they keep their confessions page current. I'm stuck being a buff with the latest confession 2+ years old. At least we won the football game...Oh and Boulder is racist af.

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Any Rams dig Asian guys? If so hit this Buff up! Boulder women are so closed minded. Grad student at CU Boulder.

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Tailgating at the showdown a ram was taken in an ambulance after being hit in the head with a champagne bottle. I think if you use your following to identify the girl and start a go fund me to
Help Her pay... https://t.co/jM7hQc4gQV

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You anonymous link won't work. But here it is.

I AM SO FUCKING GROSSED OUT! Went home to visit. Hit a few different gyms. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SANITIZER? How come there are no spray bottles? Why the FUCK are... https://t.co/cSV5KO7qI2

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TIME TOO BURN ALL MY NIKE GEAR!!!