Confessions Of A Mum

Mum and Wife thinking out loud

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6,364 days ago I watched your chest rising and falling, making sure you didn't stop breathing. I'm just as scared now! #drunkdaughter

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When your on a train and nearly join in with a couple of 18 year old girls' conversation.... Then you remember you're 41 & don't know them!

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Never thought I'd be explaining anal beads to a class of year 10's today! #FamilyGuy

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Ahhhhhhh its Friday; its #gogglebox #andRelax 👏🏼

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Just ❤️ #CelebJuice may give the remote a go next time everyone else is out? 😉 😂

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#Airbnb what is all this 'don't go there, live there' shit? I really don't want to revert back to a 14 year old on a French exchange trip!

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@itv #homefires not returning? Are you insane?

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sat in car in the work car park for last 10 minutes! Can't decide if it's the rain or the thought of kids that's stopping me getting out?

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And I've been #bedhopping again. Not as rude as it sounds! #sleepingalone in sons bed!

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So apparently he can't afford another divorce so I'm stuck with him! That's a nice way to tell someone you love them. 🙄 #Husbands

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Yesterday one of my sons friends (age 6) did a double take and said to us both "I thought you were with your Nan!" #Cheekyfucker!

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I'm in The boys bed (he cant sleep)🙄under the pillow is an envelope addressed to the tooth fairy with a dino sticker in! #justwhatsheneeds

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Currently making human body parts out of fimo!

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No human contact since I put the boy to bed at 7! And I have a husband in the house.
Looks like I'll be joining lots of clubs!

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Thoroughly feckin' depressed. This evening has been an insight into the future once my best friend and daughter has left home.

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I think I was born to be a cougar 🐾

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Why is it acceptable to fill my bedroom with farts and ear splitting snores!

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Another evening on my own! Who'd have thought married life would be this exciting?

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#DanishGirl awesome

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@LINDORUK I just went too far and it had fully melted! #EPICFAIL