Conflicted Ben Solo

I'm the son of Han Solo and Leia Organa who was shipped off to my crazy old hermit of an uncle. (RP and Parody account) (Ships depend on Chemistry)

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

Who's hotter?
RT if you think Hux is,
Like if you think I am.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

So take THAT mom! ...and Han...

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

My 2-year-food-coma? That’s /your/ fault, Rey. I just wanted!! To be!! Your teacher!!

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

But I’m /back/ now and I’m not letting whatever Crazy Uncle Puke said to my JerkFace Cousin ReyRey get in my way-way!

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

Why do mom and dad - I mean Han, fight all the time? It gets rather annoying...

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@Marshmallow_Ani Anytime!

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

My time as a slave was not fun, okay?! Even if I was sexy... https://t.co/38REthnBnp

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@Marshmallow_Ani Of course not, grandfather.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@ForceGhostJinn Darth Vader is the best...in bed. #AddInBedToEverything

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

I would do a #SexySaturday but I don't want to kill you all with my hotness.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@ReyEmoSkywalker I missed you too, Rey!!

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

I've been away for far too long...I blame Han Solo. It's always Han's fault.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@empireslegacy I would pay credits I stole from my dad to see that.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@DammitDameron *pats his shoulder* No problem, I think you really would be.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

Rey's not very nice. Sticking me with General Ginger, who does that?! *Mumbles something about Darth Vader*

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@DammitDameron *He smirks* Well then, /Hunky bad ass, Poe Dameron/, I think I just might.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

Hux hates me, so he uses a broom to calm me down. Often times, it doesn't work.

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@DammitDameron *He gulped and tried to remember how to speak, which he'd somehow forgotten between all the nervousness and blushing* I-Um...

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

*Calls Finn and Rey*

"Hey Finn, I bet you shop at..."

*Snickers*

"Traitor Joes!"

*I high-five myself, because no one likes me*

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@CynicalSolo I can't deny that...I'm still not sure why you hate me...

[Conflicted Ben Solo @ConflictedB3n]

@CynicalSolo Okay, that may be my fault... But why does /everything/ have to me my fault around you?