Confucious Says.....

Live, love, laugh, learn. Be wise to your own dreams.
A mixture of fun and serious quotes.

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Absorb what is useful, discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.

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Cockeral who sits on pole is vane

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Woman who sits on collander, strains herself

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Woman who dance wearing jock-strap, has make believe ball-room.

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Man who has no teeth, sucks

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man who put arm in machinery is out on a limb

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Those who say they don't fart, are full of hot air

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When wife complain about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear

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Man who lay with girl on hill, not on the level

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Man who lose key, got nookey

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Woman laid in tomb, may soon become mummy

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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous

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Finding blind man on nudist beach, is not hard

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Naked man fears no pick-pocket

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They who do not fart are full of hot air

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Man who wants nurse must be patient

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Woman who works in perfumery talks scents

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Woman without man is a wo

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Banker who sits in front of freezer, will have frozen assets

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He who thinks only of number one, remember one is next to nothing