Coni Constantine

Helicopter Cat Mom. Hates cheese. Loves burpees.

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@nikitabier Yoga nidra

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@redbullracing @vladimirrys KEEP YUKI

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

Look what the Electrolyte Fairy left at my door! 🎁🎉 I'm addicted to the sticks and can't wait to try this 😍 Thank you @drinkLMNT and @robbwolf for letting me skip the line 🙏 #StaySalty people!

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@elmo Doable but will make you stretch a bit. Love these!

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

Bravo Elmo! Resolutions that are doable but that will make you stretch a bit.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris Who is Turd Ferguson?

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris Wooooohoooooooooo!!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris 2 1/2 if you're being honest 😇

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris Colonel Sanders thirst trap was not on my 2020 bingo card 😂😂

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris What a brilliantly directed scene! 😁 I have goosebumps.

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris @lmchervinsky That's a lot of snakes!

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris I love that cat so much!! And his brother FiFi 😍

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris Who's his favorite Spice Girl???

[Eric Gonzaba @EGonzaba]

Sorry, but Ruth Bader Ginsburg wasn’t the “Thurgood Marshall of women’s rights.” Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the Ruth Bader Ginsburg of women’s rights.

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris "Got it!" 😺😈😸

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris Mom's dad - Road the rails, built stuff, owned a hamburger stand, artist, mystic, curator of fine garbage

Mom's Mom - Co-proprietor of hamburger stand mentioned above.

Dad's dad - Milkman

Dad's mom - Domestic Goddess (cuz I know u hate that term hehe - but for real)

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris No shame in my obsessed with Supermarket Sweep game! “Biiiitch, the answer was obviously Twinkies! 😂😂😂 Plus WTF is Rigatooni sauce?? Focus Angela”

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

This is not not me 🥳

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

My personality type is hanging out at the Rite Aid a little bit longer because I love this song I haven’t heard in 18 years

[Coni Constantine @ConiConstantine]

@MKeithHarris California Love - 2Pac. Beverly Hills - Weezer