Coni L-J

Aggressively locked out of my previous Twitter account. Attempting to rebuild it to its former self indulgent and bitchy glory. Bear with me...

[Coni L-J @ConiLJ2]

Stress is going to engulf me today. I just want to eat ice cream and listen to @taylorswift13 all day. #WishIWasATween #OrTaylorSwift

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Too enthralled in #StarPaws & reminded of the time I snuck a huge Labradoodle into LCF for a photo shoot. Oh fashion school, you were a lol

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TWERK. #nottinghillcarnival http://t.co/uCZqe0cIIB

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...and after. Caribbean girls are the only girls you should carnival with. #nottinghillcarnival… http://t.co/zt19dcIwcX

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Notting Hill Carnival - before the 9 hours of rum drinking began. #nottinghillcarnival #galpals http://t.co/qMM7oKc8Lk

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Eggs Benedict. Pulled Pork. Those perverts at #BensCanteen must have found my journal of 'Filthy Sexy… http://t.co/o6qHP73DDf

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Now desperately trying to wake the boy up so we can go to @benscanteen - It's 10am & I want some pulled pork, honey. #brunch #Earlsfield

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@MikeThePromise and I failed at date night yesterday. Steak dinner turned in to 3 bottles of wine and a kebab. #romanceisntdeaditsdonnered

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Everyone can blame @ByronBurger when the actuarial recruitment industry falls to its knees because I'm to sloshed to do anything.

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One burger and three bottles of red later and any chances of a productive afternoon are swiftly slipping away. #boozyfridays #Farringdon

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"Ok, just going to the gym" "Do you want to go to @ByronBurger?" "Yes. Yes I do" My boss refuses to let me be thin. #sabotage

[KeyPlayers @KeyPlayersOnly]

Supreme’s Fall/Winter Collection Hits London http://t.co/A4Ko2sxFNW

[wtf renaissance @WtfRenaissance]

Ricardo gazed at his wife Emily and regretted ever forfeiting his dental plan in exchange for slightly higher wages.

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@Declans_House @i_D Declan my love! How goes?

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@i_D Oh lol. #girlislikeintelligentwritingtooeventhoughIspeltintellegentwrongonprevioustweet #thisgirlaintintelligentbefore10am

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@marieclaire tho; stop telling me how to be the 'perfect bridesmaid'. My fucks are nowhere to be seen so can only assume I don't give one.

[Coni L-J @ConiLJ2]

Adoring @i_D's #iDgirl coverage. Some amazing journalism and great content ideas. #ID #girlslikeintellegentwritingtoo

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My love for @MAJORLAZER is unconditional & increases even more as #NottingHillCarnival arrives. #keyplayers #newmix http://t.co/OCU9Yx5UJD

[i-D @i_D]

A girls guide to growing up (by somebody with absolutely no experience): http://t.co/eVjICT4uxw #iDgirl

[Coni L-J @ConiLJ2]

@TheViaductEC1 Thanks for having us and showing us your deep, dark dungeon. Definitely won't forget to pay my tab around you guys..