This actually happened btw. I've got a stiff ankle, door edge sized dent in my wrist, deep bruises on my shoulder and leg just above the knee, minor scrapes from sliding in the street, and a bruised ego. I am probably in no condition to commute to work, forget about doing my job.
Funny story. I was biking home from work, and about two blocks away from my house, I hit the door of this guy's lifted truck. Nothing was broken, except for my $10 pair of earbuds, which he reimbursed me for. I'm going to have some gnarly bruises tomorrow.
Halloween night. Saw a ton of creepy and awesome costumes, and a lot of people who put no thought into it. Shame on you, those that only think a spooky ghost mask is a costume.