Katlyn Conley

a girl and a cat against the world

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Trump announces he will close the federal Department of Education.

He will send it all back to the states and allow local states and counties and cities decide their education policy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Susie Wiles is great

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Here’s the reason why Donald Trump won by the largest margin of any President in modern history. He’s not an ideologue. He’s not a policy wonk. He’s an American badass. They tried to DQ him, jail him, kill him (twice). None of it worked. Our self-appointed “betters” in the media misunderstood him, underestimated him, doubted him.

But not once during this campaign did Trump misunderstand, underestimate, or doubt himself. As everyone at Mar-a-Lago celebrated around him last night, I watched him unfazed, with full conviction that he was exactly where he was destined to be.

He’s just like our nation in that way. We’ve always believed it was our manifest destiny to be exceptional, to be the greatest nation on Earth, to show the world what’s possible for humanity to achieve, even when other countries doubted us. Some still do today.

But they’re wrong. Trump’s comeback is the American comeback. Our nation deserves a badass Commander-in-Chief right now & that’s exactly what we got. Funny how well our democracy actually works.

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Let’s bring back this mother f-king BOp

[~leslie~ @lesliedrew141]

Me: country music sucks. Also me: #TigerKing

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Out here saving lives

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

@CNN Wow :,) what good souls

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

@realDonaldTrump Some thoughts you should keep to yourself, or even write them in a diary!!! Maybe take a break from Twitter for a while. Or have someone look over it before you tweet it

[The 1975 @the1975]

// T O O T I M E T O O T I M E T O O T I M E // L O V E https://t.co/iYOsNFFSOY

[CJ. @williscj_]

*asks for MY charger back*

Them: what percent u on

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[American Red Cross @RedCross]

Blood donations are currently being distributed to hospitals faster than they are coming in. Make an appointment: https://t.co/d5WyTQgYA6. #BloodEmergency

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Two beings I love dearly almost lost their lives in the past two days. Life is too fragile sometimes #PrayersForDemi

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

My cat and I are in love. I take quizzes to see how much she loves me; she vomits on my carpet. True love never ends <3

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

@PostMalone It’s okay for my Christmas present to be a little late. Love ya 😘😘

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!!!?

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Belly buttons are so fucking weird. Like it’s not a fucking button.

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

My goal in life is to be as hot as Jennifer Anniston is in ���We’re The Millers’ when she strips in the warehouse

[Katlyn Conley @ConleyKatlyn]

Holyyyyyyyy shittttttttttt