Jake

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[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Took these 2 babies back to Germany

[GeoMenes @Geo_Menes]

Pensamento de mulher:

"Não quero estranhos me vendo com roupa de academia, mas quero milhares de estranhos do mundo todo me vendo com roupa de academia"

[M∆TTHEW BITTS 🛸 @MatthewBitts]

We’re watching twitter in the process of recreating Chandler Bing in front of our very eyes

[Michael Sebastian @HonorAndDaring]

Marxist analysts will look at this and think “wow, it must be their socialized medicine system.”

[Royals Kingdom🤴(37-54) @kingdom_royals]

Hilarious two tweet sequence

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

JUST IN: the Fed announces you just received a pay cut at work.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we split the atom and landed on the moon and they want you to think you have to drink cockroach milk

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

The announcer just said that this is likely to be the last soccer many Americans watch for the next four years lol

[br_betting @br_betting]

USMNT goalie when I have 10 units on USA

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

We don’t call women losers enough

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAERD]

Democrats have spent the last decade demonizing “straight white cis men” and here you are attempting to whore yourself out for a party that openly hates you

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

"Brandon Marsh" starting over PCA 😭

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

The key word here is ‘reported’.

[goaton🇺🇸 @goaton5]

2026 Kyle Tucker

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

A matchup that goes back 1,237 years.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ewwwww dude