Connor McCarty

Responsibly irresponsible

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

Thinking about sleeping in lecture just to remember what it’s like to fall asleep next to someone

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@kaylabee1316 Wasian kings rise up ✊

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Sanjiv @USMNTvideos]

Just woke up from a coma, is the USMNT the greatest team of all time?

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

Wasians rise up!

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

SCREAMER FROM LEROUX 🔥

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

Fahrenheit is categorically superior to Celsius; name me a day when it was 69 degrees Celsius outside.

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@kaylabee1316 Why would I need one of those?

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@wyman_why I wish I could like this twice 😍

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

Trees really be eating through their finger nails 🤯

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@LuisaRam710 El Paseo does all you can eat brunch and bottomless mimosas on sundays. Reunion is fire right on east beach, it’s a bit pricey but the portion sizes are huge, easily 2-3 meals

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@parveen_virdi_ That’s honestly so out of pocket. You have ruined my day. I wish I could dislike tweets and get you banned from this site

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@a66ylaing Good on her 👍

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@444gabe You have a crystal around your neck... we all know you have crystals in your pocket

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

“Clarence clearwater redemption”

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@a66ylaing Winter*

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@diego__s01 Why have you never taken me here? 😪💔

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

I love Ricardo Pepi!! 😍😍😍

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

Rt if you wanna see Pepi play tonight.

trying to start some sort of petition

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@a66ylaing That’s child abuse

[Connor McCarty @Conman576]

@almonds @kerrileewalsh Thought these were baked beans