Conner Williams

would rather be flying.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

This Valentine’sDay @dpdough needs to introduce the friend zone

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

I just figured out how to fix the presidential debates. Give the moderator a switch to control both mics. When someone interrupts, cut the mic.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

@becc_with2cs WELL ITS HARD WHEN IM DRIVING MY CAR AND I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW AND YOURE IN YOUR CAR WITH HANNAH

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

Luke P wins the bachelorette and Peter is the next bachelor. Ya heard it here first.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

@HiMyNamesCollin Because my mom named me. Her name starts with a C, and my dad named my sisters. His name starts with an S.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

If there is one thing I can count on, it’s my siblings not answering their phones.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

Instead of keeping Club Jerome open for 24 hours at the end of the semester, could BG just keep the rec open 24 hours at the beginning of the semester for two weeks when it’s the most packed?

[Rodney K. Rogers @Pres_Rogers]

This has been a memorable spring! Our students are invited to take a study break from finals, and come celebrate the end of the semester with me at a free midnight breakfast in the Lenhart Grand Ballroom in @theBTSU tonight. See you at 12!

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

Why can’t bars at BG do this?

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

While playing Fortnite with a bunch of 10 yr olds, I have come to the conclusion that their generation aspires to be famous youtubers.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

@amstroh Bet.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

Staying in a hostel is like opening weekend freshman year. You meet a bunch of random people that are there for the same reason and you're instantly best friends.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

Should I live tweet SB18?

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

.@TylerBrezina1 https://t.co/Olf5ua9Nf1

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

It's still funny when people make @patty_cakes182 for cryso jokes.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

I've lived through three Bowling Green winters, and I'm still not ready for how cold it will be.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

@NatoliDominic It gets worse.

[Conner Williams @ConnerBWilliams]

What's worse?