Teflon Con

May the wind always be on your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

What a wild adventure we're all on

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Goodbye Twitter, I haven't REALLY enjoyed you in a long time but you were legit at one point..

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@cajun_gumb0 ...TIL...

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@NHL is making a mistake by having these refs give out misconducts like they're Halloween candy. Let the boys play and call it like it happens, not like you're worried about what could happen. You're going to lose fans.

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

@DevonGabalis Right you are, Ken

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@DetroitRedWings going hard for the playoffs next year with these signings.. I like it

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Instagram is awful now

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This country kind of sucks. National Parks are dope though shoutout to those

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country with:

—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations

This isn't about "life." It's about control.

[Jake @JakeFacine]

Just.. love eachother.

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

Late night water really hits different

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@KaitlynGrambo Jane Seymour and Christie Brinkley are pushing 70 and I would. They wouldn't but I would..

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I wish it was easier to move to other countries..

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I wish I was untouchably rich so I could buy up all the abortion pills in other better countries and hire a bunch of doctors to distribute it for free illegally everywhere. But since I was rich I wouldn't get into trouble

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@alii_royal Fake eyelashes that look like they produce wind

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I could use a music festival soon.. been a while

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

MVP

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

Lion pride baby Matthew Stafford

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Shout-out to #Eminem taking a knee also

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

Alright it goes

MJ

Prince

Dre and company

#Halftime #Dre #Eminem #50Cent

[Teflon Con @ConnG14]

@KaitlynGrambo I'm just gonna grab someone and go to Vegas at this point just to tell my grandma I'm married.