Connie Bryson

If I told you what makes me special, you'd have to kill me.

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

THE TORTOISE AND THE HAIR

The Tortoise challenged the Hair to a race
“You’re on”, he said with a smile
But the Hair couldn’t move, he was rooted in place.
And the Tortoise won by a mile.

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@rickygervais

DON'T MISGENDER ( “Love Me Tender”)

Don’t misgender, don’t be mean
Or I’m gonna sue
Disregard my lady peen
I’m a woman, too

Don’t misgender, don’t say "he"
Do not call me “male”
If it’s done “maliciously”
You will go to jail.

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

Gender Fluid https://t.co/8GfPWWIhEf via @wordpressdotcom

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

Biden My Time https://t.co/CCQdsJKKxW via @wordpressdotcom

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@MarkSimoneNY

Baa, baa, Bernie
Have you any bull?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full

One for the peaceniks
And one for the sheep
And one full of promises
I'm not gonna keep

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@MarkSimoneNY

BIDEN’S BRAIN

Oh, where -- oh, where
Has my frontal lobe gone?
Oh where -- oh where
Can it be?
With my thoughts cut short
And my words all wrong
Oh where -- oh, where
Can it be?

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@MarkSimoneNY

Yesterday I had a scare
A Russian threat that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I wish that it would go away

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@rickygervais

Yesterday I had a scare
A Russian threat that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I wish that it would go away

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

GENDER FLUID

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be female?
Will I be male?
Here’s what she said to me
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be will be
Stand up or sit down to pee?
Que sera, sera

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

I don't support
LGBT
The T does not
Belong, you see
It fucks with L
And G and B
And bullies them relentlessly
I do not like the letter T
It always hurts
The other three
So I ignore
The letter T
And stick with L
And G and B

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

BIDEN'S BRAIN

Oh, where -- oh, where has my frontal lobe gone
Oh, where -- oh where can it be?
With my thoughts cut short and my words all wrong
Oh, where -- oh where can it be?

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@rickygervais

Rachel McKinnon

There was a transgender rider
Whose balls were tucked inside her
She sat on her dick
Which made her so quick
No woman could race beside her

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@JarvisDupont

Don’t Misgender ( “Love Me Tender")

Don’t misgender, don’t be mean
Or I’m gonna sue
Disregard my lady peen
I’m a woman, too

Don’t misgender, don’t say "he"
Do not call me “male”
If it’s done “maliciously”
You will go to jail.

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@JarvisDupont

The Pronoun Song (You Are My Sunshine)

These are my pronouns
My gender pronouns
I go by "us", "we" -- and "them" and
"they"
You better use them
Or I'll report you
And the cops will cart you away

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@rickygervais

The Pronoun Song (You Are My Sunshine)

These are my pronouns
My gender pronouns
I go by "us", "we" -- and "them" and "they"
You better use them
Or I'll report you
And the cops will cart you away

[Michael Lebron @LebronFirm]

“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us."
― Justice William O. Douglas

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

The bifurcated twets are posting ass-backwards. :(

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

There is talk of bombing Russia
North Korea and Iran
There's no way we can defeat them
It's impossible to beat them

You're at war with seven countries and
The time to stop this shit is now. not later
Cause you should never put the planet
In the incinerator

(No, no, no, no)

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

It's hard out here for a gimp. This format is a fucking wood chipper.

[Connie Bryson @ConnieBryson7]

@JarvisDupont @Humberbeat Thanks for posting this parody, Jarvis.