Shelley Johnson

Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

Awesome pizza delivery guy http://t.co/jaynw9WtoG

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

man vs grizzly bear (gif) http://t.co/rYo9tfH3rl

[Violet Springfield @ElviraRump]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Helen McCrary @VeselkaFavela]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Suzanne Washer @DeboraSailer]

Don't be afraid to speak your mind. You have it for a reason.

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

with GF vs without a GF http://t.co/pqYCINpHFk

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

Friendzone level: human bridge http://t.co/8wGcztqtKU

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

We all know a slut named Brittany.

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Shelley Johnson @ConnieRegos]

iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt.