Porridge Queasley

Absolute menace

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

I'm a real sweetie!
(my blood sugar is high)

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Thats true

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs I always wondered what that apex twin song was about

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs 🤡🤡🤡

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Boo!

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Picturesque af

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs A night omelet slaps

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Fuck that suuuuucks merry crisis

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs I saw her live in, like, early 2000 just fucking incredible

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Abomination

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Grey Goose Poupon

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Dang

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

Another crack over the head with the walking stick, and I'm starting to get fuzzy...
"WHERE'S TOM BOMBADIL"
"please... please... they didn't put him in the movie... its not my fau..."
*CRACK*
"WHERE IS HE"
This time travel experiment has not gone as planned.

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Orange juice... hot

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Waxing, waning, its always something with her

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Wtf!!

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

Kobe

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs Everything Lettuce

[Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc]

From the “they made what?” files: MRS. FIELDS DIET CHOCOLATE CHIP SODA

[Porridge Queasley @ConnieTrouble]

@horselythighs I'm a true hater for 3:30-5:30pm