Kefir Pechuga

I hate every book I've ever read

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

Watermelon, coors light (any temp), weed, freezie pops, cucumbers

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

Cart Man

[Towel Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Would love to see a season where Kyle, Stan, and Cart Man are all in their mid-30s. Dealing with their parents getting old and trying to still make time for each other

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

ppl always focus on how things that used to be joyful and magical as children lose their luster as adults... but not so much how many new things become genuinely interesting/joyful . like i can viscerally excited about a new couch or a dark chocolate in a way kids literally can't

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Christopher Nolan is considered a great director today because cinema is terrible now.

Back when he first came out 20-25 years ago he was just another ok director. No one thought he was one of the best. He was just decent, among other decent and some much better directors.

There are two ways to rise in the world. Do good work. Or wait until things collapse and they will call you great.

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

I feel like I'm generally a good person, but don't always remember it. Documenting here that I helped an old lady whose daughter's car alarm was going off while she waited in it. Glad it actually went off, those car alarms suck

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

I know this is Language, but I love when someone takes a great point in a piece of media (this, Holden was molested) and claims it's the "entire" point.

There's no singular point!! So much else going on!!

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

The point of the Judge is that the Glanton Gang were so evil that it took the entire novel for them to even realize that the Devil himself was following them and considered them comrades.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

did you know that in most white collar jobs you can just go for a 15-20 minutes walk multiple times a day and they just like don’t care

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

I am being told that Chappell Roan, after the war, became a bootlegger in Allied-occupied Vienna and stole penicillin from the US army, diluted it, and sold it on the black market, specifically to children's hospitals

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)

Ah, a testament to my feebleness.

Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.

Interesting, how feeble of me.

Yep. Testament to my feebleness.

Feeble again, of course

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

A ninche issue with current twitter is how back in the day individual users would post nudes/lewds partially or entirely for love of the game, but now you go to a profile and it's aggregate posters. Not hot any more

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

A Mexican/US continental division would feel so good. Arid/humid, both would have plenty of cool land on their own, superpowered México. Both would balance nicely. Someday

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Go back? Certainly

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

Twitter might be at the breaking point finally. Too much blue check linked in posts. Too much bottom-barrel celeb adjacent content.

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

Somebody many years ago tweeted you're a virgin again after 3 months and i still believe it

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Rosalía reveals that she is practicing sexual abstinence and hasn’t had sex in the last 30 days.

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

Twitter gives me femcel content and it feels sexist. I'm not going to fall for it!!!

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

There's a certain punctuation style on here that you can immediately write off irrespective of the point.

Multiple paragraphs.

Firm, self-righteous, slightly aggressive.

Could've been said in a sentence or two.

Annoying. Serious.

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

the thing about going to a conner o’malley show is that his physique in real life is actually shocking

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

I'm happy for the separate bedrooms concept society's been exploring, but feels like a poor execution of the core idea (for my needs anyway). The bedroom isn’t My Space it's just where I sleep

Separate living rooms is the move

[rae @raewolff_]

when you live with your significant other, it’s actually awesome to have separate bedrooms. you can have sleepovers whenever you want but having your own space makes for an incredibly healthy relationship

[Kefir Pechuga @Conniving1]

I hope bellies showing is a trend that sticks around