Connor

if life were a drug I’d go cold turkey

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@takanashikiara your mating call works my baby 😳 I don't know how to feel about this development

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Reality lads

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What ever you are doing you are an arsehole

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I took a huge dump and I could feel my belly going down while my poop left my body

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Sometimes when he poos I rub it on my beard because it makes my beard shinny

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I smell my babies farts and I love it

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@carmgrizzly They’re not getting out of hand they’re getting out of Arkham Asylum and they’re breaking out all the criminals to help them destroy any semblance of peace thy exists in Gotham city

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I want it on record that for the third time tonight I’ve been wrenched awake by the smell of @carmgrizzly ‘s rotten, foul smelling, bog of eternal stench farts and then got screamed at for “brutally” waking her up by spraying air freshener. Makes sense.

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Toxicity in the air and junk, just, junk in the ground @carmgrizzly

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Billy Zane looks like if Imhotep got all his organs back and lived a nice healthy life

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@TheDoomishFultn True but how else could you get high n lose an eye

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@TheDoomishFultn What ye talking about back in the day? There’s at least 20 of them on Saltcoats Main Street

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Carmen is full of belters today.
Her: “oh that sounded awfa English. Like proper English.”
Me: “The Queen’s English?”
Her: “AW IS SHE NOW AYE?”
#donewiththis

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@carmgrizzly what time is it

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@carmgrizzly

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“HA. I double sarcazzed ye”
-Carmen

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She’s mad because I blocked her

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@carmgrizzly @Twitter this offends my childlike sensibilities please block her from using twitter and call police

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Carm: “You don’t go to school any more because you’re decreppled”
Me: “I’m what?”
Carm: “its a German word”
Me: “I think you mean decrepit”
Carm: “what does that mean?”
Google:

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Ouch though