Connor Heidrich

Red Bull, Guitar, White Women, Taco Johns.

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

@Chawk1003 @MeatSauce1 @CoryCove what the heck is that dope 8bit ass song you guys always play?

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

Beer makes you feel the way you should feel without beer.

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Better put a condom on your heart because I'm about to fuck your feelings.

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

Watching soccer is like watching grass grow, except with soccer players in the way.

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@CommonManKFAN pleeeeeaase do a segment with Brody regularly! That guy is so ridiculous it's incredible

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

If a woman comes at you with a knife, throw a loaf of bread at her. Her natural instincts will kick in and she will then make a sandwich.

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

@maxbemis stoked for my song shop jam! After it's done come to the frozen hell tundra of Minnesota and play some hot tracks to melt the snow

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us. Fuck yeah

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

"Trust me, you can dance" - Vodka

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@93XHAMS this is why Jesse "The Body" is all that is man.

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Just keeping it real and hardcore as fuck.

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I've never been more American and Olympic supportive in my life since seeing this. Stakes are getting high...

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@awurts @saraamanda1 is just doing her best to set women back again. Take a step forward and stumble back two.

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@WCCORosen how can you even put up with Common!? I'm glad you do so someone keeps him somewhat in check at least.

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NASA invented thunder to cover up the sound of space battles

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Ooh baby, god must have spent some extra time on you....before giving up in disgust.

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fun fact for the month: it was on this day in 1953 when the first white woman went black, and in return, never went back #BlackHistoryMonth

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@Twolves_PR is brewer out tonight? Saw mbah a moute started but thought it was for defense.

[Connor Heidrich @Conno412]

Man @68INCOGNITO loves hookers! #Respect Now come do man stuff in Minnesota and help them Vikes out!

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@MonsonBurner didn't bring me to the lakers game last night and now we have a problem. #shitsweak #whitegurlsbetrippin