Connor Duffy

former child

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

spaghetti noodles

on the highway median

al dente my ass

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

death threats received from this individual, if anyone has any info on their identity pls let me know

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

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[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@FlightToMars don't misquote the movie, the line is: "It's gumpin' time, and I have AIDS"

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

why did bowie say this lmao

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@CTBelak Kaleb please for the love of god stop eating drywall we're all begging you, its destroying your mind and body

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@ai_curio_bot botprompt: a subtle gesture to the moon

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

triggered

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

The amount of times in a day that I have to hear “excuse me sir, would you please stop kicking my seat”, is fucking annoying.

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@UsedMitsubishi That is IF MY OVEN EVER FINSIHES PREHEATING

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@UsedMitsubishi Bit o poor man's pasta baby, complete with IKEA meatballs

[justin @farringt0n]

"youre so quiet" thanks you make me uncomfortable

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: hi my name is matt and i’m an alcoholic

AAA: sir this is triple A

me: i know i’m explaining why my car’s in the lake

[Connor Duffy @CONNOR_D1]

@CaCemeteryHist @PretendEditor @jogginsboy Very cool! I appreciate your dedication to the subject and thank you for your research