Connor MacEwen

born at a very young age. washed up musician, injured skateboarder, part time dolphin wrestler.

[janice macewen @janicemacewen]

Happy Birthday to my wonderful son @Connor_MacEwen

[Q @Logan_MacEwen]

Happy birthday to my fav brother 🎉🎈 @Connor_MacEwen

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

@nspowerinc leaving my apartment without power until Friday is bullshit when I live in the centre of the city. Get your shit together.

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Sad moment when you're out of apple juice so you're stuck with beer

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

@TerranceRandall got no tickets but my arms are all yours <3

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Where there's a Will there's a Smith

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

No matter how big your house, car, or bank account is, our graves are all the same size; stay humble

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Shane cross forever

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Scooby doo taught us the real monsters are human

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

The first cut is always the deepest, but the second and third hit the bone

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

DON'T EVER STOP HOPPING FENCES

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

There should be like a universal symbol for anytime a text is supposed to be read in a sarcastic tone

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

It's amazing how one little pet can impact your life so much

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Not lies, just things I wanted to keep inside

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

It's easier to get free wifi than free water and people act like nothing is wrong in the world

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

No spoon for my yogurt and no toy, happy meal my ass

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Still waiting for this world to stop hating

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

@Logan_MacEwen I'll start on that right away haha

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

Bus drivers are dicks

[Connor MacEwen @Connor_MacEwen]

@nikesb needs to give Luan a pro shoe even more than Nyjah needs to stop riding for cracker companies