YungDaggerDick

professional sad boi

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I think therefore I am drunk

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Serving is just improv comedy, and your 10% tip means you need to stop

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Picking a wolf to be your favorite animal is the coolest thing a person can do.

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Why isn’t it Pornhub.cum?

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@GordonRamsay you gotta change the name of this seltzer flavor

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“Hey siri, how do I go to therapy?”

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Please @jfwong, and @JoshLeeKwai! Help me get @PostMalone’s attention so he can come to my magic event in Salt Lake City! Monday Night Magic every Monday at 7! Located at Blue Gene’s bar 239s 500e

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@ducktelevision @Mourningpizza_ It means they won

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Girls will never know what peeing in a trough with a stranger feels like

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Monday Night Magic every Monday at 7!

Booster pack giveaways and a grand prize winner every night!

This week the grand prize is the Ahoy Mateys precon from the new set, Lost Caverns of Ixalan!

MTG inspired cocktails, $6 shot and a beer, and $5 Mana MindErasers!

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Come play Magic the Gathering at Blue Gene’s! Every Monday starting at 7! Booster pack giveaways and special grand prize winners!

Specialty MTG inspired cocktails and Mind Erasers!

21+ event

239 e 500 s
#MTG #MagicTheGathering

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Come play magic and get wasted at Blue Gene’s every Monday night! $7 MindErasers, $3 Blue Moon, and booster pack giveaways!

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I’m not a terrible addict, I’m actually really good at it

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Midwest emo music video idea: just the “f-r-e-e that spells free” commercial

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#NewProfilePic

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Where the fuck do carrots come from

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Me as a child praying my family would undergo unreputable trauma so Ty Pennington would build me a Bionicles themed bedroom

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She mojo on my dojo till I casa house

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If I have to read one more headline about the big shark getting sucked off by and orca again I’m gonna scream

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Skip Drywall tho

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