Connor Fenton

Content Writer. Discontented Otherwise.

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@EvilPK1 I've listened to you speak braille as well actually

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How do you read a hardback book?

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One Babybel ain't enough. Two Babybel is too much. It's a hard life.

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Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they arrrr
Q: Why do pirates always say 'aye?'
A: Because they doooooo

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@Boy_Story_2 I rate rugby to be fair

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Watching Star Trek: Next Generation for the first time and it took them two episodes before someone fucks an android

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Andrew Garfield Spiderman deffo cries after sex

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Why isn't there a gin that's marketed itself as The Spirit of Christmas?

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Nephew just called Bloons TD 6 "So realistic"

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Figuring I've got to remain unmarried until my retirement when I'll marry a woman who has grandkids but her children are dead. Everyone's happy!

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Got no interest in ever having kids but would love nothing more than being a granddad. How do you sort that out?

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Currently getting death threats from 'Cormackers' in my DMs. It's a great book but if it doesn't give you Major Depressive Disorder, you're a freak

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Depressed? Want to be? Read Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road'

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Today has been 10/10

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Ignore previous tweet. God is good

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Comeback dub! 🙌

Recap ➡️ https://t.co/EFkou9SwY4

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Being a Reds fan is pure masochism. Why do I put myself through this?

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Where do we reckon they got the black sludge coffee from in Monster's Inc. and do you think I could get myself some?

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Lorde's new album is very very good, guys