Connor Godfrey

[Connor Godfrey @ConnorGodfrey]

I cannot wait for hot honey to fuck off - from somebody who generally enjoys hot honey.

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Worrying trend at the moment of Brits using ‘flavourful’ instead of ‘flavoursome’. Yankification of British English.

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Let’s be honest, Ferrero Rochers are rubbish. Respect to their marketing team for managing to frame them in the public psyche as something remotely classy or desirable.

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Good luck to everybody else; @Youngfathers just put in the best set of @Glastonbury

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@glastonbury @eltonofficial That is class.

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@itvfootball @IanWright0 @EniAlu I love this. Knew Uncle Wrighty would have spoken to Beth too. I’m sure her clumsiness (well put Eni) has given her plenty to think about and she can come out and be part of the solution moving forward.

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This is such shit news. An incredible talent.

[LOW @lowtheband]

Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but

She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.

[Toby DB @tobyfrombath]

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

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@jamesallcott I find it almost impressive how he's getting quite so little out of this squad. Even tonight, I thought that was a half decent lineup really and it just looked devoid of any genuine creativity or goalscoring threat, relying solely on individual brilliance to score.

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@pilk01 It was more rhetorical. Why have dweebs only just discovered technology which has been available for years?

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Where has this air fryer trend come from?

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Whether it ends up being “better” or not, remains to be seen, but the new Lord of The Rings series makes House of the Dragon look like absolute pish (visually).

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Taka Taka is the most overrated food establishment in the South West.

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@SkySportsPL One of the most defensive midfields I have ever seen.

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‘Now this person is in charge of the NHS/education/etc.’ No other industry lets people who are so unqualified for a role get it with such ease.

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@Okwonga It was absolutely crazy being right down the front. Jason absolutely ripped it up and the low end genuinely made me reach for my chest. Seriously excellent show.

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@Northernechoes Best of luck this year, John. Super line-up over your ends, it’s going to be a belter.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 17 and a half minutes before the opening credits. That is fucking mental.

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@Okwonga @Stillberto Feels like it was very very naïve, to say the least. The hope is that players learn from it. Plus it’d be nice to have the first choice players back (or in their right positions) who you’d feel may not have capitulated in quite such explosive fashion.

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@BBCPolitics Hard to believe that he is a real human being.
To be fair “human being” may be giving him more credit than he deserves.