*driving down a road*
*sees a familiar orange sign along the road*
Me: Don’t do it.
Me: I can’t not do it.
Me: Have self control. Don’t do it.
Me: But it’s-
Me: Jacob
Me: ROAD-
Me: Get ahold of yourself?!
Me: WORK AHEAD?!-
Me: Don’t.
Me: ..
Me: ..
Me: UH YEAH. I SURE HOPE IT DOES
So I was thinking... I don’t think that there’s such thing as bad bacon, because even if you don’t get the best bacon, it’s still bacon and therefore it’s good. Unless it’s turkey or Canadian bacon, in which case it is no longer bacon. Thank you for your time.