Connor McJeezus

Edmonton's Lord, Savior, and Captain

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Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

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It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

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When your owner whips out the bone and it's bigger than you thought

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When it's been awhile, and she unzips your pants...

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Roses are red

Trees are all leafy

Despite the constant negative press

Covfefe

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Me: Can I flick it with my tongue?

Her:

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Does college have you drowning in debt...

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When you see a Cereal killer in the neighborhood and the cops show up...

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Life is like tetris: Your failures build up while your successes disappear..

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One thing brings all Canadians together...

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Great to see Germany and Israel are finally getting along…

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Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼😷

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#McDavid

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Trapezoid was invented to slow down Brodeur's stick skills. I say we introduce an Ovizoid to slow down @ovi8!! 😂🏒🔥 #Ovech1Kin

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Just lose it...

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Who is going to pay for the wall?!?!

Mexico
Mexic
Mexi
Mex
Me.. it's me isn't it?

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Canucks star defenseman, Nikita Tryamkin, greeting a homeless man after the Washington Capitals game.

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The top 1% of squirrels hold over 90% of the nut supply, that is a yuge number

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Lightning is God taking screenshots for judgement day