Connor O’Flannery

My machine, she’s a dud…I’m stuck in the mud…somewhere in the swamps of South Carolina

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@DanCrenshawTX Amazing insight from a man who benefits from *checks notes* socialized healthcare and medicine.

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@Xspacecowboy9 @Melindaashx @HawleyMO Which rights did he violate?

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@HawleyMO Wanker.

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@Melindaashx @HawleyMO Sorry. Which constitutional right did he take away from you?

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@RichardCaugh1 @Suzierizzo1 Ooooh. Crikey. It’s a brand new species of stupid!

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

You were vaccinated. Multiple times. How do I know?

Because I cooked an event you attended in early 2022. The venue’s policy was: if you wanted to attend unmasked, you had to be vaccinated (this didn’t stop until April that year at this venue). You also had to RSVP well in advance and provide a negative COVID test before the event. So if you were there, you met those requirements. But by all means, keep bullshitting.

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@CelliniHank @CelliniNick @chrisdimino @MattEdgarAtl @MattLear @dt680 @680TheFan @Braves “Do you know your audience d at all: The last days of Dr. Seuss”

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@CelliniNick @chrisdimino @MattEdgarAtl @MattLear @dt680 @680TheFan @Braves Project Hail Mary

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@Quinny814 @JoJoFromJerz Is that the thumb you sit on? Does it tickle when it pokes your brain?

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@RepJackKimble Grandma’s hand is detached from her wrist.

The little girl in the middle has adult-sized hands with like 18 fingers on each.

If this isn’t AI then thalidomide is still impacting us.

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@RepJackKimble @MatthewBusby4 With several extra sets of gentle, helpful, white hands.

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@JoJoFromJerz Hey, JD. Pull my finger…

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@SenRandPaul You should apologize for that muskrat you have glued to your forehead.

What the fuck, man?

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@Edwrdem @BorrageiroLuis @AdamKinzinger Whoa, whoa, whoa. You KNOW they don’t like science!

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@ReallyThatGui @AdamKinzinger He tried to fix it with a no-bid contract given to a man who was convicted of violating campaign finance laws.

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@JokersUmp123 @Vixthaone @Nalin_Haley “What we did to black people in America is TOTALLY okay because of what Africans did to one another.”

That’s your defense, huh?

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@Alaska0420 @CultureCrave @PuckNews Eddie Murphy’s bit was derived from the premise of the movie Poltergeist.

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@Nalin_Haley Lmao. Dude, you were born on third base. Quit acting like you hit a triple.

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@CelliniNick @ATLHawks Jeeeeeez! I just tuned in. Did the NBA implement power plays for the playoffs?!

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@CelliniNick @chrisdimino @680TheFan Correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t Bassit receive a QO? If so, doesn’t that mean the Braves would’ve had to forfeit their 2nd highest pick? And isn’t that like 26 or 27? I think that plays a big part of AA’s moves.