Conor Ling

The bottoms of my shoes are clean from walking in the rain

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

It’s never easy to deal with lots of very frustrated customers! Thank you @porterairlines staff for dealing with a shit situation out of @EWRairport. 4 flights delayed 4+ hours but staff were patient and understanding and my gf and I got bumped up to an earlier flight twice!!✈️🙌🏻

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

@glennsumi Thanks so much for the incredible write-up!!! What a great way to go into opening! #nowmagazine #seatnexttotheking #grateful

[Glenn Sumi @glennsumi]

Here are 10 (actually 11) stage artists to watch this fall, incl @elliemooner @chrislockefun @ConorLing https://t.co/lWw63om20H

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Writer's block, thou stupid bitch

[Sarah Aspler @saspler]

when ur mom asks u to empty the dishwater

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Bubbles are the exact opposite of rain, for fish #showerthoughts #mybrothersagenius

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Happy Birthday to the best little sis anyone could ask for! Even if… https://t.co/0oAHttBir4

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Beirut at the Phoenix last night with absolutely unreal!!! #beirut… https://t.co/9FrZ0pTNuX

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

When you lack extremely basic math skills...or when you can't count... #mathpanic

[Tom Hiddleston @twhiddleston]

Here's the first shot from @kongskullisland. Can't wait to show you more tomorrow at #SDCC2016.

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

25 years this November... Can you tell?? https://t.co/gmvYhOtVZW

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Happy Fathers Day to the best family man I know!! Love you dad!… https://t.co/QdKTiZAxXS

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

When you're iPod makes it all the way home on 1% 😜🙌🏻

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

#shamelesssunnyselfiesunday https://t.co/FojYl01pXm

[rupertgoold @rupertgoold]

Most common mistake in performing Shakespeare? Overstressing. Two a line, no more. Get behind those two and we'll hear the rest just fine.

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Crazy sky down at the beach
#babyrainbow @ The Beaches https://t.co/gdikUNGeNt

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

I had no strong feelings for or against this man
I guess I might miss him a little...or… https://t.co/r7a7w0hF79

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

My website is here!! Peruse at your leisure http://t.co/czJcGZltoc

[Conor Ling @ConorLing]

Happy Birthday Princess!! Love you loads ❤️❤️@cinoling #birthdaygirl #tiara https://t.co/Qv51qKjLYL