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After biting into an apple I somehow managed to cut the bottom of my toung....

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@KevinMcG9 he is perfect

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@KevinMcG9 I've never missed drunk k-bone more 😂😂😂 #ThoughtProcess

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@KevinMcG9 I'm not home lol

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So the TV series "New Girl" is the greatest thing since the dollar menu

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@KevinMcG9 I remeber when my wiener only weighed 5.8lbs

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"Bitch I got the juice"

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When your phone is your music source and you get a call during the #gym

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Crocodiles can climb trees....I fuckin quit

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"All you sinners stand up, sing hallelujah"

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@KevinMcG9 the person sounds like a swimsuit model....am I close?

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"Is butter a carb?" "I'm on an all carb diet Caren, God you're so stupid!" #gains

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When you on your way to bae's and realize you forgot the condoms #BrosConfessions

[Funny Pokemon @FunnyPokemon]

Retweet if you're a Pokemon master.

[Cnaab @ConorNaab]

If you've ever used this, then you have truly experienced hell #pain #gymproblems #forthegains

[Cnaab @ConorNaab]

Asked friend how he met his blackwife.
Me-so how did you meet?
Him-internet.
Me-oh so like tinder?
Him-No,BlackPeopleMeet.
He's white -_-

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@bekka_jacobs your love will return when you see my latest update 😉

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@bekka_jacobs ill tone down my snapps

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@C_M_McMillan

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@QuintanaAdam @C_M_McMillan Adam you need to dream smaller... like wining at rock paper sizzors. That's realist