Emma Barton

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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RETWEET to PASS the TWITTER BLUNT: (______(??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Why do some girls gotta be so extra. Always walkin' down the halls in school with they loud ASS mouth! Bitch, go to class!

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

#ImSingleBecause in our generation, conversations became texting; arguments became phone calls; and feelings became status updates..

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

I hate when fat people say you couldn't walk a mile in my shoes....Bitch you couldn't walk a mile in yo shoes either.

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Polo:$80. Levis:$60. Concords:$180. Snapback:$30. The look on your face when you still don't get any pussy...PRICELESS!

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

"I hate Drama"- Girls who cause the most Drama

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

What if Kanye West interrupted the Presidental debate..

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Box of condoms : $4.99 Cashiers face when you ask where's the fitting room: Priceless

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Bitches be having hair from INDIA & edges from AFRICA..

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

*Gets Pregnant* Says: "Shit Happens, YOLO." #SheRatchet

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

On december 22, i am going outside and screaming "IM ALIVE BITCHES!!"

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

"Virgin pussy " () " , regular pussy " ( ) " , Oomf pussy (_________________________)

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

Admit it... We dont call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors

[Emma Barton @Conoverjdt]

1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE!!!