kaylie

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

NO, you don?t have ?haters?. People just don?t like you. Get over yourself hoe.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

ATTENTION! Leggings ain't for everybody. Especially you hippo looking hoes!

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthafucking classroom!

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

B-E-F-O-R-E not B4. We speak english, not bingo.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl I don't CARE about calories. If I'm hungry , I'm gonna eat!

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

A girlfriend that is freaky , faithful , fine , goofy & honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Bitch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Honey boo boo child defines ratchet!

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Twitter Taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business hoe.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Every girl knows that one annoying guy whos constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

Taken 2 is the adult version of Finding Nemo.

[kaylie @Conoveroxf]

If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.