Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸

1st Gen American, Warfighter, Scoundrel. I'll help you transform your life and Conquer the night with Savage Masculinity

[ByBulletBombandDagger 🗡️🔫🇺🇲 @DaggerAndBullet]

I hope they're fucking terrified.

Not a micron of sympathy.

We remember.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Brought to you by popular demand:

**DETOX PROTOCOL MADE SIMPLE**

Read this to get 💉 out of your body.

THREAD.

[Ben Westgate @BenWestgate_]

Dr. Westgate can Confirm that:

Sexual Intercourse with the V@sin@ted

Protected and Unprotected

Has caused serious heart problems and even hospitalizations among several young RWBB Male patients of mine.

Unfortunately you're going to have to ask (her father) before you smash.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Vets, here is how you max out benefits:

1. Disability: getting 100% is not hard. The rate for a 100% single guy is $3,332.06 / mo (UNTAXED). This is equivalent to $4,165.08 / mo if you were taxed. There is your first $50k / yr in passive income. If you are struggling w/ [1/5]

[RICARDO @ricardo1]

you can save yourself so many issues, time and effort by just asking one simple question when you first meet a girl

“is she 23 or under?”

no?

next

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

@DejaRu22

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Slamming a wad of cash down on the bar has greater impact than slamming down a credit card

One of many benefits

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Cinco de mayo hits different in Florida😎

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Big 📠

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

@StockLoader Oh I already am haha

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

@ThatMoneyTrain 🤣

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Disgusting

[Callicrates @callicrates_]

Explaining the new capital gains tax:

Rich people will now hold forever, increasing the price of assets and making it harder for you to get wealthy

But there’s a bright side! It will also lead to increased tax revenue. This money will be used to bomb the Middle East

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

I like rolling into bars with this same energy, highly recommend

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Yes, absolutely yes

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Not gonna lie...

When I was piledriving my way into the new decade,

The last thing I expected to see was America brought to its knees like a dumb hole, by the flu.

Pathetic.

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Decided to humble myself and learn Spanish now that I’m in Florida

Gotta see what these cute latinas are saying around me

[Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸 @ConquerorVlad]

Who knew something so useful could come out of his mouth

[The Real Estate God @TheRealEstateG6]

“A Roadmap For The Future”: How to not only avoid being left behind in today’s world, but a step by step process on how to thrive (next 5-10 yrs will be one of the easiest times in history to get rich)